Awkward Family Christmas Cards

‘Tis the season for tacky family Christmas cards.

Who doesn’t love an awkward family photo encapsulated onto a holiday greeting card? While we ask the obvious question, “Were they serious?,” let’s share some jolly laughs at the expense of others with terrible taste.

Let’s look at some of the tackiest¬†festive families, showcasing their best awkward Christmas cards.

Nothing but stripes and smiles from this family.


I’d hate to see this trio under the mistletoe!


This little girl really radiates the positive holiday vibes.


This lovely couple just couldn’t hold in their excitement…or keep their shirts on over the joyous holiday season.

I don’ care what time of year it is, animal cruelty is wrong.

Nothing like forcing the joy of Santa Claus onto our kids.

The ribbons on the tree are a nice touch.

Just a lovely glamour shot, Christmas edition.

Not weird at all.

“I couldn’t believe it when he came out of the closet…in that fabulous Christmas onsie.”

The truest-to-real-life Christmas card I have ever seen.

Is there a Soprano family holiday special hitting the small screen?

‘Cuz the PJs made me look fat.


Because nothing says Merry Christmas more than weapons and violence.

This one just warms my heart, leaving me with insomnia for at least 3-weeks straight.

Are those beauty pageant stashes? How clever and festive!

These kids won’t have sexually confusing thoughts at all.

The original holiday card nip slip!

And a fra-de-frickin-la-la-la-la to you too!

So jolly-holly and bright.

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I can really get behind this family Christmas card.

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Find the babies…

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Rob Burgundy edition?

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Season’s greetings from the non-PC police…

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Greetings for the original 40-year-old virgin.

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…or maybe it’s this guy?

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Perm-anent Christmas greetings from this festive duo.

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May your holidays be filled with bad gifts, drunk uncles with inapropriate jokes, and wardrobe malfunctions!

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