Awkward Family Christmas Cards

‘Tis the season for tacky family Christmas cards.

Who doesn’t love an awkward family photo encapsulated onto a holiday greeting card? While we ask the obvious question, “Were they serious?,” let’s share some jolly laughs at the expense of others with terrible taste.

High profile families like the Jenner-Kardashian crew love getting into the holiday spirit with their Christmas cards.

Such a happy and festive vibe to this holiday card.


And while the Kardashians are known for their glamorous Christmas cards, former American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson is going for a decidedly different vibe for her family’s first holiday greeting.

“Merry Christmas from the Blackstocks,” Clarkson tweeted Tuesday with a photo of herself, new husband Brandon Blackstock and his two children from his first marriage, Savannah, 11, and Seth, 7.


In the fun photo, the group – along with their two dogs – are wrapped in Christmas decorations and awkwardly stare at Santa Claus.

Let’s look at some other festive families, showcasing their best awkward Christmas cards.

This lovely couple just couldn’t hold in their excitement…or keep their shirts on over the joyous holiday season.

I don’ care what time of year it is, animal cruelty is wrong.

Nothing like forcing the joy of Santa Claus onto our kids.

The ribbons on the tree are a nice touch.

Just a lovely glamour shot, Christmas edition.

Not weird at all.

“I couldn’t believe it when he came out of the closet…in that fabulous Christmas onsie.”

The truest-to-real-life Christmas card I have ever seen.

Is there a Soprano family holiday special hitting the small screen?

‘Cuz the PJs made me look fat.


Because nothing says Merry Christmas more than weapons and violence.

This one just warms my heart, leaving me with insomnia for at least 3-weeks straight.

Are those beauty pageant stashes? How clever and festive!

These kids won’t have sexually confusing thoughts at all.

The original holiday card nip slip!

And a fra-de-frickin-la-la-la-la to you too!

So jolly-holly and bright.

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I can really get behind this family Christmas card.

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Find the babies…

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Rob Burgundy edition?

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Season’s greetings from the non-PC police…

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Greetings for the original 40-year-old virgin.

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…or maybe it’s this guy?

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Perm-anent Christmas greetings from this festive duo.

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May your holidays be filled with bad gifts, drunk uncles with inapropriate jokes, and wardrobe malfunctions!

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